Dee snider of Twisted Sister. It's summer time. You're grooving to Run DMC on your "boombox", break dancing , and trying to do that thing where you spin on your head. Yea, you're pimping in your jams, and ocean pacific t-shirt (or maybe that was just me), with your headband, and matching wrist bands (always barefoot). When out of nowhere here comes the headbangers. Girls with those huge hairsprayed wave bangs, and the holes in the asses of their booty shorts, people wearing jeans jackets with the guns-n-roses patches on the back, and guys with long hair with metallica t-shirts blasting some good ole Poison "nothing but a good time" You're thinking "oh shit, what's going to happen now?" You're standing there in the "homeboy pose", the rockers are trying to move their hair out of their face so they can see you, and the chicks are smack'n on their bubblicious. Things look like they might get crazy when you hear "I wish I had Jesse's girl" Everyone busts out laughing at the pansey in the pinto cruise'n to some lame ass Rick Springfield shit. You ask one of the headbangers next to you if he got the new Garbage Pail Kid trading card, someone says TransFormers are on, and the street is clear once again for those little girs with their My little Ponies, and barbie dolls. That's right its the 80's baby!!!
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